License to kill squirrels ... by the goverment of the United Nations

License to kill squirrels ... by the goverment of the United Nations

Penulis : Admin Ashish Chaturevdi on Sunday, 13 September 2009 | 14:48

Last week i noticed 3 cobs of corn were missing. It was a squirrel that lives in the tree in my back yard. Then the other day i saw him eating another corn cob on a tree branch.

I plan on shooting him in his sleep. Don't worry ... he's been warned!!

Bit the corn stalk in half

squirrel eating corn in my garden, stalk, broke, destroy

Here he is eating the corn on a tree branch, mocking me...he knows what he's doing.

squirrel in tree eating corn, about to get shot

I feel exactly like Carl from Caddyshack.If you need me i'll be in my garage. It's time to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. Goodbye varmint-kong...