License to kill squirrels ... by the goverment of the United Nations

Sunday, 13 September 2009

Last week i noticed 3 cobs of corn were missing. It was a squirrel that lives in the tree in my back yard. Then the other day i saw him eating another corn cob on a tree branch.

I plan on shooting him in his sleep. Don't worry ... he's been warned!!

Bit the corn stalk in half

Here he is eating the corn on a tree branch, mocking me...he knows what he's doing.

I feel exactly like Carl from Caddyshack.If you need me i'll be in my garage. It's time to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence. Goodbye varmint-kong...

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